Ashly Burch
(first-year, undeclared)
Issue date: 9/17/08 Section: Letters to the Editor
Dear Editor,
I was absolutely devastated to discover, not ten minutes prior to writing this letter, a horrible truth concerning our campus. I was informed that the sound of our bell - that beautiful, resonating tone that I so delighted in hearing relate the time - is in fact a fabrication. A lie. It's simply a speaker that very convincingly imitates the sound. I feel offended. In fact, I feel the magic of the school has most definitely diminished for me in light of this revelation.

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P. Simmons
posted 9/17/08 @ 11:28 PM PST
You'll find that most things in life are, in fact, fabrications. Why take that joy of joys "Tele-Vision"...
Were you aware that it's merely a series of electrical impulses sent through a series of cables/satellites/etc. (Continued…)
Gerry
posted 9/18/08 @ 4:44 PM PST
Dude Simmons,
You're an asshole.
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